ugly people sure do ruin things
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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