Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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