I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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