Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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