she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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