How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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