its not stalking. its research.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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