Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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