No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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