your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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