I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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