So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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