why didn't you poke me back
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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