awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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