Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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