You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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