Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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