What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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