Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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