One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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