Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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