i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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