After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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