my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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