You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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Have fun and good luck.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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