Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Buhtt sex?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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