Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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