**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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