Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Panties = found
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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