we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Couch. On fire.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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