it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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