This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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