Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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