He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Too much gin, very little bucket
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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