who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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