it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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