Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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