sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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