Kiss
Puke
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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