I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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