worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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