OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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