A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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