Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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