WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She is in my trunk
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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