I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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