she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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