i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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