we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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