Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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